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a booty call,to call somebody to make em' horny
call me so i can make it juicy for you
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said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.
John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
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Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.
Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!
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1. part of one of xxxtentacion's most popular songs "Jocelyn flores"
2. the immediate response to finding out your crush likes another dude
1. "i know you so well, so well, i mean i can do anything that he can"
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person 1: hey uh, i like you
person 2: i have a boyfriend
person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE MEANT TO BE I MEAN I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT HE CAN
Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."
What a first class sales person says to a prospective customer . Easing the tension and making them feel comfortable in giving you their money for whatever you're selling. Say is there anything I can help you look for today?
Yo, that salesman greeted me when I came into the store to buy a mattress he asked me if there was anything he could do to help me find what I was looking for and I really appreciated his genuine comments. He said is there anything I can help you look for today?
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when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised
your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion
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