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Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.
I just upgraded from The Beaver to Canada's History. Far better sluts
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when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
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A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.
I tried Canada's history last night, but got stuck on the maple syrup.
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Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.
Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.
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Involving moose Antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup, this is a sex act so depraved it cannot be described on basic cable.
"My asshole's glued shut. I think we did it wrong."
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
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The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.
I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.
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First, use the Stanley Cup to make some french toast. Then pour the maple syrup on the french toast and eat it.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
First, he used the Stanley Cup to make some french toast.
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
"Canada's History"
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