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Having sex with a drunk fat girl from behind until she throws up.
Last week I walked into Danny giving that girl from taco bell the Canadian corkscrew.
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Made popular by the movie Super Troopers when the Sargeant appears wearing a denim jacket with a pair of jeans (could be matching or not)
You see someone wearing jeans and a jean jacket..."Hey Denim DAN, nice Canadian Tuxedo"
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While a woman is enjoying a hot shower, the man will expose his naked ass, pull open the shower curtain just enough to put his ass into the shower and fart. The ugly stepchild of the buttercup.
When your chick's been talkin' shit it's time to give that bitch a Canadian Steamer.
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Originated in Canada, the Canadian Jamjob is a form of non penetrative sex involving manual stimulation of the penis with the hand. Unlike a handjob, the Jamjob involves the use of a fruit preserve (i.e. Jam) to act as a lubricant for both the recipients pleasure, and that of the giver if they so wish to engage in fellatio later on.
It is rumoured that jam was originally used by women during sex to simulate blood during role play whilst pretending to loose their virginity.
Guy 1: "So what happened in Amsterdam?"
Guy 2: "Nothing much man, I hooked up with a Canadian chick and she beat me off with jam"
Guy 2: "Man thats dope, what the fuck, she gave you a Canadian Jamjob ? ahahahaha"
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it is the ability for canadians to resist the flu
everyone has the flu
hmmm except for the canadian kid he had canadian resistance
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Souped up version of the shocker, two fingers for the pink, two for the stink.
Liza just loved the canadian crippler, altough my fingers smelled like poop for two days!
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When a male and female are having intercourse and the male covers his dick in maple syrup.
Brandon: Sally why does your pussy have syrup in it!
Sally: Andrew gave me a good ol' Canadian Blowtorch yesterday.
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