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Mainly a cigarette could be a colt or cigar that can lead up to the feared cancer.
MaN ReeD JusT PoPPeD A sWeeT CaNCeR sTicK iN HiS Mouth He DiDn'T Even CaRe
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An incredibly brutal hangover, one that lasts for several days. Symptoms are much harsher than a regular hangover, incluning aches that affect the whole body and a reaction to
further alcohol similar to Alex from A Clockwork Orange when exposed to violence
'Fancy a pint?'
'Sorry mate I'm off the pop. Bad case of Beer Cancer
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Computer code that starts out small, and through extensions gains a few "bad practice" changes. Over the years, extensions mirroring the bad practice start adding up, until physical symptoms begin to appear. The system may become slow and unresponsive but it still work, for example, so it continues to grow uncontrollably.
Once this happens, there are no good options. You are forced to choose between the software development equivalents of chemotherapy or radical surgery.
Like other forms of cancer, early detection and treatment is the best option.
16000 lines of code full of elseif statements that takes far too long to load and display a single invoice is a fine example of Code Cancer.
The story is called "Immutable Invoices" on "TheDailyWTF"
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The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.
Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.
Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.
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The only cancer you can high 5 too.
Random guy: Doctor my sister has cancer
Doctor: "horrified face"
random guy: ZOMBIE CANCER!
-Hi 5-
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A cancer made up of four terrible diseases: Hepatitis C, HIV, Spinal Cancer and Cerebral Aneurysm.
Last week, My doctor diagnosed me with Bogus cancer, it was a heartbreaking moment.
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a person who keeps following you around
I seem to have developed a strange growth on my ass... my summer student is an ass cancer.
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