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When two men are going to town on a womans boobs and they get so carried away that they accidentally headbutt each other.
A North Carolina Headbutt is a good thing.
Guy 1: Dude, me and a buddy were motorboating Courtney so good last night that we did the North Carolina Headbutt.
Guy 2: You motorboated on Courtney?
Guy 1: Who hasn't?
Guy 2: True dat.
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Sanford is the Mexico City of North Carolina. Commonly known as "San-Trap" by the local teenagers, It is the number one Mexican populated city in the southeast. It is mainly populated by pregnant teenagers, mexicans, drug addicts, white trash, and mexicans again. The only places to hangout are their bitchin over sized Wal-Mart, and San Felipe Mexican Restaurant. The only things you will hear coming from Sanford are crimes and tornadoes. The city has two high schools with shitty football programs. Sanford is the brick capital of the world, and if you criticize their town they'll throw that in your face like it's some type of accomplishment. For some reason they have 3 Mcdonalds, because one wasn't enough for one of the smallest cities in the state. If you live in "Dreamland Trailer Park" you're a joke and if you live near Washington Ave. i'm surprised you're not dead. Overall it's a shitty place to live unless you can rely on Wal-Mart for everything.
Guy 1 - lets go to Sanford, North Carolina.
Guy 2 - Im not really in the mood for mexican food tonight
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As defined on Triptank, an East Carolina mudslide is when you leave the toilet lid down completely and and sit with your bare butt cheeks right flat down on top, and when you defecate, the force of the expulsion just slip-slides you all around, and you end up gliding right off the front and landing onto the floor in a big old pile of your own mess.
Senator Hume: Now, we've all heard of an upper decker, but what I like to do is an east carolina mudslide and it is disgusting. Your show is disgusting.
Steve: I don't know what's going on here.
Roy: Me neither man, but I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.
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Shelby NC, a city of around 21,000 residents, with around 20,000 of them being rednecks.
This town is really segregated, 59% white population and a 40% black population in this little city you can imagine the segregation and racism.
One day i was driving threw Shelby and some rednecks in a f150 pulled up beside me and rolled down their window and yelled "FUCKING NIGGER"
Also crime is really bad in this city, one of the worst towns in NC for crime.
The highlight of this city is going to the Super K-mart on a saturday night, or to the Cleveland mall with a nice selection of 5 shops.
Bubba "Im from Shelby North Carolina!"
Bo "Same here!"
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Pronounced Lank-ca-ster from those who grew up there. It's located on the South Carolina/North Carolina border in the top middle of South Carolina. Lancaster is a wonderful small town to grow up in and offers many attractions. It's the birthplace of many famous people including President Andrew Jackson and Apollo astronaut Charles Duke. Lancaster was built around the Cotton Mill gaint Springs Industries which was owned by Col. Elliott White Springs the famous World War 1 pilot.
Lancaster,South Carolina is the birthplace of President Andrew Jackson!
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Chester is a small town about 20 miles south of Rock Hill South Carolina where everybody sell drugs, rap and beef with their cousins...
Chester South Carolina ain't got shit shakin
Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.
I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.