carrot cake

when ur getting a blowjob, u ask the girl to look up, then u vomit all over her face, then you jizz all over right after.

i had some really nasty carrot cake, and then i fuckin carrot caked all over her!!!

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Eating carrots

An new trend that consists of walking around, usually a school campus, munching on delicious carrots. Usually they are small and held in a baggie of some kind, but not necessarily. It is often associated with people who have enlightened views on health, literature, music, politics, and most other subjects (see hipsters).

The first time carrots were ever eaten on film was in the movie Rushmore(1999). The character of Rosemary Cross offers some carrots to characer Herman Blume.

"Hey look at that fag walking by eating carrots." -frat guy

"Actually, he's not gay." -frat guy's girlfriend

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carrot topping

when a ginger kid, low rides so low you can see his pubes out the top.

wow ! thats dirty a ginger kid carrot topping !

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Brown-Carrot

What Santa actually did with that carrot you left out for Rudolph.

EWWW! I found a brown-carrot at the base of the chimney...

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sexual carrot

n. Refers to a ginger or red head which constantly makes inappropriate sexual remarks. Because the comments are often met with disdain, this person is generally disliked, making people wish he or she was buried in dirt so that only their hair is showing.

Person 1: Some red headed guy at the party named Mike kept making dumb jokes about butt sex while everyone else was talking.
Person 2: Oh you mean the ginger kid! I hate that guy!
Person 3: Yea, Mike's a sexual carrot.

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Man Carrot

Noun.

Said to one who acts like a douchebag in a certain situation.

Synonym for "u dick"

"your hair looks ugly today"
"ugh you're such a MAN CARROT!"

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carrot-top

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.

Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."

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