Cat

Not a dog. See alabama hot pocket.

Jerry: Hey, that creature has 4 legs and a tail! But what is it...
Larry: A cat.
Jerry: What's that?
Larry: Not a dog.

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Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

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Cat

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE DEFINITION OF CATS YOU STUPID FUCK?

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT CATS ARE

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Cat

Cat is a well known drug that is only in one country in the world. South Africa. It is sold in Grams, and sniffed ( Sharnfed ) in lines.
It is a cheapway to gain energy, and social speaking skills and it is known to keep you awake for days.

It is the worst when you have your last line, and know there is no more left. SO one will always make a plan to get more.

The consequences are never throught about until shit hits the fan
Itis sold at R150 a gram

Damn, this cat ROCKS!!!
make a line
How is the shnarf?

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cat

a fluffy ball of wonder

do you like my cat

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Cat

It’s a Chinese monkey that pisses on ur laptop

I have an annoying cat

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cat

cat

cat

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