13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV)

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.

Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!

channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.

do it like they do it on the discovery channel

Anal sex. Usually used by fuckboys

Fuckboy: Damn girl..wanna do it like they do it on the discovery channel
Girl:no fucking way

ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

A phrase said by childern after killing someone in Minecraft

HAHA I KILLED U
ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

what most famous youtubers say

some famous youtuber : only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

me : stop please

hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft

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hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft caz yes