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When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.
Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.
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Just putting the tip of a penis in a girls ass
She didn't want my whole dick up her ass so I was just chili dippin
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Made like chili with beef, only substitute severed clitoris’ in place of the beef. A midwestern spin on a Tex-mex favorite.
Serve me up a piping hot bowl of Doris’ clit chili, now would ya, Vern?
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When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.
Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty
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When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.
Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?
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A bed partner that's usually so cold they cuddle you to the edge of the bed.
That girl Lauren is such a chili princess, she cuddled me till the room stank.
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A vagina and/or vaginal lips so covered with lesions and warts that it resembles a bowl of chili.
Alex was shocked to see that the Mexican prostitute he'd hired had chili pussy.
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