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Used to describe a person that is not willing to pay money for services and would rather save money and do it themselves. A person not willing to pay a premium for goods and is always looking for the least expensive option.
Duvie, took all the meat out of the beef and beans at the buffet. He just Chinesed it up.
When you get in a fight with your friend and try to cover it up
Hey man what happened,you look like somone punched you?!
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.
Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.
Chinese food that you seem to only see in movies, tv shows, or commercial chinatowns in big cities, but doesn't actually exist anywhere in China, and would never be on the dinner table in a Chinese home, whether in China or abroad.
known for coming in takeout noodle boxes with disposable chopsticks.
"We had tacos all week, lets order in some hollywood chinese!"
Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.
"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."
Imported goods from the Far East that prove to be very cheap to purchase, but on arrival prove to be extremely dangerous or deadly.
"That box of nerf darts you bought are goddam chinese stingers"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"
The soft massage an Asian masseuse uses on your back letting you know the flip and happy ending hand job is coming.
I knew this massage was gonna have a happy ending when she started doing the Chinese raindrops all over my body.