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Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.

Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.

by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021


Chinese Delicacy

A fetish play involving one participant playing the dominated 'dog' role. The dominant participant will say 'Asian' sounding words while stimulating the dog.

I'm getting bored of Cock and Ball Torture recently, so were gonna Chinese Delicacy out for a bit.

by GautamaJesus August 25, 2020


chinese bathtub

A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.

Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.

by Drunkerooni March 26, 2017


hollywood chinese

Chinese food that you seem to only see in movies, tv shows, or commercial chinatowns in big cities, but doesn't actually exist anywhere in China, and would never be on the dinner table in a Chinese home, whether in China or abroad.
known for coming in takeout noodle boxes with disposable chopsticks.

"We had tacos all week, lets order in some hollywood chinese!"

by longpinkytoes November 1, 2018


chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017


Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

by Thumperton April 7, 2011


Chinese solution

A three pronged solution for a problem, the solution being very immoral. First coined by Erich Honecker, a East German politician, who was referring to the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, in regards on what to do about the crowds of pro-democratic protestors/demonstrators in East Germany.

1. To take an extremely aggressive stance on the problem, as well as employing an extremely aggressive solution, making sure to always break UN international laws and all known morality principles in the process while conducting said solution,

2. To always deny any involvement, existance or knowledge of such event,

3. The extensive use of propaganda, censorship, intimidation, blackmail, extortion or any other methods to alter the opinions of the public of the solution, often going as far as to, persuading the public into approving of the solution, turning a blind eye or to be ignorant of the solution and the censorship and suppression of any information that antagonises said guilty party.

'There was a written order from Hoenecker, for a so-called "Chinese solution". It could of been worse than Bejing,'

-Markus Wolf, former head of East Germany's intelligence agencies.

by Winnie The Pooh 1989 August 16, 2019