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When you get in a fight with your friend and try to cover it up
Hey man what happened,you look like somone punched you?!
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
Used to describe a person that is not willing to pay money for services and would rather save money and do it themselves. A person not willing to pay a premium for goods and is always looking for the least expensive option.
Duvie, took all the meat out of the beef and beans at the buffet. He just Chinesed it up.
Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man
Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.
Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.
Chinese food that you seem to only see in movies, tv shows, or commercial chinatowns in big cities, but doesn't actually exist anywhere in China, and would never be on the dinner table in a Chinese home, whether in China or abroad.
known for coming in takeout noodle boxes with disposable chopsticks.
"We had tacos all week, lets order in some hollywood chinese!"
Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.
"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."
A three pronged solution for a problem, the solution being very immoral. First coined by Erich Honecker, a East German politician, who was referring to the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, in regards on what to do about the crowds of pro-democratic protestors/demonstrators in East Germany.
1. To take an extremely aggressive stance on the problem, as well as employing an extremely aggressive solution, making sure to always break UN international laws and all known morality principles in the process while conducting said solution,
2. To always deny any involvement, existance or knowledge of such event,
3. The extensive use of propaganda, censorship, intimidation, blackmail, extortion or any other methods to alter the opinions of the public of the solution, often going as far as to, persuading the public into approving of the solution, turning a blind eye or to be ignorant of the solution and the censorship and suppression of any information that antagonises said guilty party.
'There was a written order from Hoenecker, for a so-called "Chinese solution". It could of been worse than Bejing,'
-Markus Wolf, former head of East Germany's intelligence agencies.