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1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.
The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is why the dinosaurs went extinct.
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1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards
2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.
A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.
Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?
Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.
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When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.
Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.
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The way to explain anything,no matter what,with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake in the forest while hunting for Bigfoot.After 2 days of grueling pain,the snake died from a sudden case of the roundhouse kick.
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A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!
Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"
Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"
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Chuck Norris: (n)/ GOD.
Jesus may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swin through land.
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A man who is as close to a god as possble.
Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.
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