Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.
HOST:What word in the dictionary would Joshua be?
KIA: "Common-Cold"
Host: "That's two words"
Kia: "Not if I can help it, add it to the dictionary"
Host: "If it gets added, I'll give you that"
Kia: "To all people, please accept so I can win this. Your vote changes lives!"
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Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.
*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.
I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.
When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.
Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn
Code name to be used in the work place for cold beer.
Hey Anthony I think Tina could use a cold soda.
The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.
Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!