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This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.
If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.
The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.
When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."
Colon Ivasion (see "Ass Rape")when ones ass is invaded by a guys Penis(see "Meat Stick")without permisson.
Ass Rappist: BOO!!!
Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!!
^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^
When a country invades another country or land for power, money or resources. When the land is invaded it is occupied because the people who colonized it is running the country but they can be forced out by revolution or war
We will colonize that land across the sea
When a white (typically English) individual dates and dominates their significant other.
"Did you see James' boyfriend? He's dating a Hispanic dude." "Yeah, bro can colonize."
Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.