In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
A term created by Cindy B. Gilbert addressing the keyboard command control-F that allows you to search a webpage for a certain term or phrase.
Amy: Are you actually reading all this stuff?
Cindy: No, I'm just control-fucking the page to get the gist of it.
A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten
Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
An apparent "gamer girl" who claims she plays games but really fakes it and licks the controller..
Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.
Jacki: O.M.G. I love playing games, im such a gamer. #CoDrules
AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker
The olisa controller is when you have a controller that is missing almost all functions like buttons triggers and it must always is broken
ayo bro wtf he got the olisa controller
an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.
This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.
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