conversational Houdini

When the person you are talking to via text/msn suddenly disappears, or constantly disappears and re-appears, without offering any explanation. Basically, when the conversation is so damn boring they don't care about manners, and bail ship.

Girl 1: God, like, Colm is so totally boring.
Girl 2: Yeah, we were on msn last night, I pulled a conversational Houdini after about 5 mins and didn't even change my status.

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Polite Conversation

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I met the president of the company last night at the dinner party and we made polite conversation.

I met with the Dean in his office to discuss my application but instead we made polite conversation.

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Conversation Fishing

When a person blurts out random statements or partial words in a crowd room in hopes that someone takes the bait and enters into a conversation with them.

Can you believe Laura at the meeting today? She wouldn't stop talking to herself.

Yea, she was really conversation fishing hard

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Ghetto Conversation

Instead of calling, or walking to a neighbors home, the act of screaming really loudly to communicate.

I didn't know she lived so close that we could have ghetto conversations.

A Ghetto Conversation

"HEY, KEVIN DO YOU WORK TODAY?!"
"NO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"HELL NO, NOT WITH YOU! JUST WONDERING IF YOUR OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE OR NOT!"
"OK THANKS!"

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Text conversation

A conversation, usually in text, MSN or Facebook chat, in which the conversee's (people in the conversation) communicate using only 'smiley' faces (faces can also be sad), and sometimes single letters, for example 'K' and 'U'.

An example of text conversation using only smiley faces;

Guy 1) She broke up wiv me.
Guy 2) :\
Guy 1) :'(
Guy 2) :(
Guy 1) :)

Another example is when one person is trying to keep the conversation alive, whilst another is only using smilies and single letters.

Guy 1) R U cumin 2 town?
Guy 2) Yeah, are you coming in as well?
Guy 1) Yeh
Guy 2) I might be a bit late.
Guy 1) :\
Guy 2) Is that ok?
Guy 1) K
Guy 2) OK, I'll see you later :)
Guy 1) KK, cya.

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orbital conversation

A conversation whose topic is centered on an individual who is present but not participating.

Jack: "Did you hear about Cory? Man, he's such a tool."
Joe: "Yeah really. What a meathead."
Jimbob: "I never liked that Cory guy either."
Cory: "I hate orbital conversations."

Conversation Rabies

The foaming that occurs in the back of your mouth while talking at full-on motormouth speed. Usually causes discomfort and interrupts rambling conversations.

Sarah: "...and then I was like, OMG that purse had Brianna's cell phone in it and I could totally hijack that and then--"
Mike: "And then..what??"
Sarah: "*gulp*Yeah sorry, I got conversation rabies for a moment there. So anyways..."