Polite Conversation

slang for Anal sex

I met the president of the company last night at the dinner party and we made polite conversation.

I met with the Dean in his office to discuss my application but instead we made polite conversation.

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Conversation Fishing

When a person blurts out random statements or partial words in a crowd room in hopes that someone takes the bait and enters into a conversation with them.

Can you believe Laura at the meeting today? She wouldn't stop talking to herself.

Yea, she was really conversation fishing hard

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Ghetto Conversation

Instead of calling, or walking to a neighbors home, the act of screaming really loudly to communicate.

I didn't know she lived so close that we could have ghetto conversations.

A Ghetto Conversation

"HEY, KEVIN DO YOU WORK TODAY?!"
"NO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"HELL NO, NOT WITH YOU! JUST WONDERING IF YOUR OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE OR NOT!"
"OK THANKS!"

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Text conversation

A conversation, usually in text, MSN or Facebook chat, in which the conversee's (people in the conversation) communicate using only 'smiley' faces (faces can also be sad), and sometimes single letters, for example 'K' and 'U'.

An example of text conversation using only smiley faces;

Guy 1) She broke up wiv me.
Guy 2) :\
Guy 1) :'(
Guy 2) :(
Guy 1) :)

Another example is when one person is trying to keep the conversation alive, whilst another is only using smilies and single letters.

Guy 1) R U cumin 2 town?
Guy 2) Yeah, are you coming in as well?
Guy 1) Yeh
Guy 2) I might be a bit late.
Guy 1) :\
Guy 2) Is that ok?
Guy 1) K
Guy 2) OK, I'll see you later :)
Guy 1) KK, cya.

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Conversational Drift

When a conversation in a text chat or irl gets way off track

Jake: and that’s why I can’t trust someone who likes pineapple on pizza!
John: true lmao, we had some real conversational drift here. Got way off our topic of The Florida trip

orbital conversation

A conversation whose topic is centered on an individual who is present but not participating.

Jack: "Did you hear about Cory? Man, he's such a tool."
Joe: "Yeah really. What a meathead."
Jimbob: "I never liked that Cory guy either."
Cory: "I hate orbital conversations."

Conversation Abortion

Effectively ending an online conversation before it has begun, with use of words such as "ntm", "nm", and "nmu?"

Person1 says:
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
.....
Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.