“Lmao I have a slimy cooch”
“Omg Linda I didn’t need to know that 😰”
The act of exerting oneself to the extremes of human ability usually in the form of a physical activity typically for self-indulgence. Often involves excessive use of Lycra and some reptilian movements when water-based activities are involved. Cooch stuff is predominantly used term in some Seaside locations across the World from remote parts of Western Ireland to more populated area's of Eastern Australia.
Hey anyone know where Cormac is?
He's doing cooch stuff.
When you sit on a girls pussy and farts
Damn girl, I just gave you a stinky cooch!
When her vagina is so loose it slaps against your legs when its skinny
And denny had a cooch kite
The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.
“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”
Cooch Coaster: The vagina ride.
Example: "Dude, I just rode the Courtney cooch coaster!"
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.
Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."
Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone
Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared
Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO