Dr. Cook

The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.

Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!

Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.

Guy 1: Well shit!

Pressure Cooking

The act up squeezing your dick in class without your hands, so you can satisfy yourself in secret.

Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.

cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

Slow Cook

To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.

Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.

Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer

Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!

cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

Cadbury Cook

When you are a horny little gremlin and decide to let another man fuck your girl and he gives her a cream pie. After he has finished, you go down on your girl and eat her out, while enjoying the taste of the man’s cum mixed with your girl’s juices, which resembles a Cadbury Cream Egg.

Mr. Cook let another man fuck his girl while he happily watched. After the man finished inside her, Mr. Cook went down on his girl and ate her cum filled pussy like a Cadbury Cream Egg. Therefore, this is called a Cadbury Cook.