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Corporal Derp is any AI (artificial intelligence) in a video game that makes a fool of themselves in any way.
1) In the situation of you playing splinter cell, a guard trips and falls in a cut scene.
2) AI stands in front of you, asks "Where did he go?" when you are in plain sight, AI gains status of 'Corporal Derp'.
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grind hard on the weekdays and get those results first, before you cut loose on the weekend
Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.
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a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.
neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?
tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!
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A band whose name describes every fiber of their musical being.
I want to go to their Italian villa in Rome and throw a brick through the the window of their Maserati, the rich fucking bastards.*
*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.
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Parathon Corporation, currently the number one corporation in RuneScape. Holding games, events, branches/businesses, and more join the Parathon Corporation today! Helping the RuneScape community one step at a time, "Welcome to the World of Parathon!"
Parathon Corporation is opening today!
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one who is dedicated to their job. working long hours taking no yearly vacations
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A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.
That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.
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