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When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.
How long more would Communist China hold the people in Hong Kong under Covid hostage?
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A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.
The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.
Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!
Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.
The 10lbs in weight we're all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking.
On a Zoom call to Mark, Anthea quickly realised he was experiencing Covid-10 as his cheeks were bloated, and his chin had virtually doubled.
Junior had to ask Dad to stop eating all the tubs of ice cream on a daily basis, or he would become very chubby and catch a mild form of Covid-10.
When someone has had enough of Coronavirus and wants to get out of quarantine asap. They usually go in a Covid Craze when they are bored or haven’t gone outside for ages.
“Did you see Jennifer’s Whatsapp status?! I think she’s having a Covid Craze”
When something tastes, smells or is just overall bad
Person 1: Ew, look at that!
Person 2: That's got COVID
Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
Someone who fled the way they voted because they wanted to eat out and have their basic freedoms restored. So they fled to red states on the other side of the country. Covid refugees aka half ass patriots who’s stomach dictates their actions.
Mark moved from New York City to Scottsdale because he wanted to eat out at a restaurant, thus giving him the label of covid refugee.
Man there’s a lot of covid refugees here, what gave it away, the New York license plate.