cow-style

When a pregnant woman is getting fucked doggy style and the man is milking her breasts into a bucket from behind and then drinks is after he ejaculates.

Cameron: Hey Andrew I was doing my wife cow-style last night!!!

Andrew: Nice one Cameron!

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Cow Whore

An annoying, whiny, frustrating person.

Occasionally used endearingly, this word is always used after somebody makes a mistake.

Caitlin - Lombards? Isn't that the box shop?

Margaret - Oh. My. God. You're such a cow whore!

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stupid cow

the easiest way to insult a woman

"get me a sandwich, woman"

"no"

"stupid cow"

and then he drops dead
:
the end.

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Cow College

Any college primarily noted for its agricultural program and heavy drinking.

Michigan State University is the archetypal cow college

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cow cunt

A large pussy. Extremly big vagina. Usually seen in women who've had at least 6 children.

My wife has got a Cow Cunt

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cow sex

1. to have sex with a cow
2. two cows fucking
3. when you and your girlfriend are fat

dude 1: hey jimmy seen any good porn videos latey?
dude 2: yes yes... i have!
dude 1: what's it about?
dude 2: COW SEX!

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cum cow

A man who needs to cum constantly or becomes ornery, like a cow who has not been milked and has swollen udders. He requires daily "milking" to stay normal, or is at risk of going into a frenzied whiteout.

-Why is Neal whimpering and moaning at us?
-He's a cum cow, and hasn't ejaculated in the past 4 hours. He just needs to be milked.
-Too bad he has zero game. This could go on for weeks.

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