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Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster December 30, 2011


Crank Daisies

Meth induced Ance

did you see that tweekers face? it was covered with Crank Daisies

by dirtycracker77 June 16, 2016


cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 13, 2009


cranking the gears

To drive something; make something happen; run the show

Underneath the corporate veil, cranking the gears, aren't moneys, robots, or artificial intelligence, but people: managers, employees, corporate executives, and shareholders. -- "UNSCRIPTED: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Entrepreneurship" by MJ DeMarco

by LBRT August 1, 2017


scraggly crank

A person that has scraggly hair and or looks like a druggy, preferably a crank head

Dang Brian, you look like a scraggly crank.

by jumunji June 11, 2007


Crank skank

Synonym to methwhore

Someone who will fuck you or your boyfriend for a bag

“Why’s hayley here”

Oh you know her, she’s a crank skank”

by Fvckin.bvllshit December 18, 2019


crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 27, 2021