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Tom Cruise Fan

a homosexual male who likes pretty straight guys.

Your dad bought a convertible Mustang? I knew he was a Tom Cruise fan.

by sirshannon August 4, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


in Tom Cruise's Apartment

1.)The newest form of "in the closet".

2.)The act of hiding something.

Example 1.)"Hey, I didn't know John was gay."

"Yeah, he is, but he's still deep in Tom Cruise's apartment. So don't say anything to his parents, okay?"

Example 2.)"I hear the Bush family has a lot of skeletons in Tom Cruise's apartment".

by ladymadonna March 16, 2006

35πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Cruise Ship Wiener

The act of being a pervert also refereed to as pedophile, most commonly represented by the word Douche.

Do you know Travis? Ya that kids such a Cruise Ship Wiener dude

by Double tee July 19, 2010

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Black man’s cruise

A boat carrying slaves to America

Tyrone’s ancestors came to America on a black man’s cruise

by Funny ape June 27, 2022


creep-n-cruise

1. To creep one's car forward at an intersection or in heavy traffic so as to get a better view of an attractive person in an adjacent vehicle.

2. Seemingly creepy automobile behavior of adjusting speed or position in order to check out occupant(s) of an adjacent vehicle.

Alternate: cruise-n-creep

I was creep-n-cruising this hot girl at Melrose and Fairfax until I realized her boyfriend was in the front seat.

Don't you hate when the driver in front of you doesn't move up far enough to let you creep-n-cruise the car next to you?

by Shun the Non Beliver March 2, 2010

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Costa Cruise

A massive cruise ship belonging to the company Costa, which is also a coffee company. It is an Italian company that has around 25 ships and counting and each can hold on average around 2000 passengers and around 800+ crew.

It goes everywhere around the world and is very popular for tourists who need a break. The crew are very multicultural and range from Europeans to Asians and South Americans, most of them are very beautiful but sadly most are taken. The cruises are very big and has many different facilities on board.

This cruise is not the best in the world but is currently competing with other top class cruises including: Holland America Lines, Eurodam, Carnival and Cunard. It is a very expensive company to travel with and you can soon see your money drain very fast if you were to book a holiday/vacation with them.

You would see many Italians on board since it is a Italian company. Cabins are relatively small and there is not enough room to have sexual intercourse with your partner or a hooker you found during your travels. Drinks are very expensive and are a rip off, there are stalkers who like to take your photo and sell them to you for over $30 per picture but hate it when you take their picture.

Overall Costa Cruises is a very nice cruise company and the ships they have are amazing with friendly crew and they have shows which are performed every night and can be very entertaining.

Going on a Costa Cruise is a once in a life time experience.

by Downtown Wtf August 10, 2009

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


douche cruise ship

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe

wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.

by dingledick69 April 6, 2017