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An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.
The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.
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so scientist have studied the banana nut crunch is a serial for old ass niggas like AJ ,usually if you eat the cereal you are 80 years old
I know an old ass person name AJ and he eats banana nut crunch
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During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.
John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."
Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."
John: "Eww... nasty."
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When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.
I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.
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A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.
That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.
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Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.
Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
The act of eating cereal (preferably Cap'n Crunch) out of one's anus.
Tim: Amy and I did the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!
Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.