Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper
Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.
A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute
Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?
She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
A person who is a cunt but also kinda sweet I guess
Person1" oh my god Bethany your such cunty cupcake!"
Person2" thanks pookie"
the act of jizzing on a urinal cake and then eating it.
I'd rather eat a bathroom cupcake than eat this food.
a phrase meaning that someone is having trouble reaching their goals.
"How'd you do on the test?"
"I failed."
"Cupcake Struggles"
During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.
I had a threesome with my girl last night, and she was so into it she tried a vegan cupcake.
Having sexual relations with a person younger than you
Person 1: hey dude im getting cupcakes with this girl i met later
Person 2: thats pretty pog have fun
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