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Noun; Curse that orally pleases someone to the extent of insanity; One of the 4 unforgivable curses
Harry: I will use the felatiatus curse on you if you do not leave this party with me
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first
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The most demonicly cursed person alive to date. Shit happens on his shifts that would make Hiroshima say "Daaaaamn". He once killed a man just for pumping deisel too fast and getting some on his uniform, sadly he did not mean to kill this man.
Employee - "Who am I working with today?"
District Manager - "The Curse"
Employee - "I quit"
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"Damn The FasGas Curse, he spilled coffee on my nuts"
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When you finish in last, or essentially in last, in a string of like competitions.
I'm not just the worst. I'm cursed worst with this stuff.
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A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.
@atoolred is such a cursed human, he's so cursed we barley know anything about him
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An old Italian curse that causes everyone in the vicinity of a cursed person to have terrible luck such as accidents with vehicles, bodily harm and money problems.
I saw Cindy today, she lost her check book in the store then got in a car accident. She must have the bellavia curse.
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a curse that everyone you date turns gay/homosexual after you date them.
Cody: Lance whats going on buddy?
Lance: Angie broke up with me for a girl....
Cody: You must have The Collins Curse!
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