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An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.
Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.
Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!
*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*
Dangerous Dylan is a rapper from Charlotte North Carolina , One day he’s going to be the greatest
Dangerous Dylan is the best rapper of all time
When you swipe right on someone you probably wouldn’t speak to but just to see if you match with them
He’s a 7/10 but fuck it let’s just do a danger swipe
In the morning after taking acid or getting super fucked up and your brain isn’t on and you don’t know who you are so you spend that 30 minutes beating the meat
I took like 14 grams of shrooms yesterday and when I woke up this morning I didnt remember who I was so I pulled a quick stranger danger before school
This act is a combination of "the stranger" from another person while being choked from behind by that same person.
Dude, she stranger dangered me last night, I almost passed out.
A rock band from Seattle, Washington. Active from 1993 - 2001, and then 2004 - 2009 before disbanding for good. The band is most known for their single, "Flagpole Sitta;" released on their first album in 1997, and went on to produce two more albums.
Harvey Danger, one of the lesser known bands from the 1990s.
A ginger who has proven his ability in every aspect of danger. Usually has a strange addiction to souls and will jump over a fiery pit of hell sharks to get them.
that Dave is so dangerous, that Dave is so Dangerous, that Dave is a bad Dave. I've seen his type before, and he is Danger Dave.
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