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1/Dating; a relationship where you get progressively closer to dating but never actually reach dating. Not to be confused with pre-dating, asymptote dating never leads to actual dating.
Ugh! Why won't Alex and Jon get together??? They're totally asymptote dating.
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the person you asked to go out interseted in the event (e.g Cinema, movies, fun fair, circus etc) and is not interseted in you.
Chris- "hey tasha, you wanna go out with me?"
Tasha- "err, no."
Chris- "i got tickets to go watch Kung fu panda"
Tasha- "i love kung fu panda! il see you at the cinema"
Doc- "Man Chris, shes not interested in you, shes interested in the movie, you got yourself a fake date!"
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To sell your body for money or personal favors.
" My pimp wants me to bust a date tonight, but my coochie is sore from yesterday!"
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A term used to categorize those individuals a person is likely or unlikely able to date, based on their own physical looks, intelligence, social class, etc .
John: I think I might ask Amanda out.
Pete: Dude, who are you kidding? She's light years outside your dating pool.
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Non-sexual chilling of two men (both gay or straight, or combo). More used in a joking, but friendly manor.
John: What are you doing Saturday?
Matt: Nothing
John: Lets chill, man date?
Matt: Sounds good
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when a woman seduces a man that is too drunk to fight her off. As a result of the one night stand the woman then begins to think they're going steady and the man cannot break up with her.
Eryn rape dated Will, now he's screwed!
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a form of dating experienced by most adults where you give random people your phone number and go on dates right away searching for some form of commitment in our increasingly temporary society because you feel insecure about getting older and the need to be married is coming down on you because thats what society expects and you dont want your mother to keep bitching about grandkids and asking if youre gay because you haven't settled down yet and moved to the suburbs, ultimately rushing you to an inevitable divorce and long drawn out custody battles over your son with medical problems and your still like "i can change baby" but shes like "my new fiancee is a doctor and you dont even have a job and cant take care of yourself how are you gonna take care of me and our son, which by the way clyde wants to adopt him ill bring the papers by your apartment later in his mercedes..." and you just cant handle another day at teh office because you lost teh big account and you end up killing yourself at 35, fat and alone.
Yeah when we were in high school we looked forward to adult dating, now I'm scared of it after seeing what happend to Bob...
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