A feeling experienced when seeing ancient vine videos on present-day video sharing sites.
I think I saw this before on Vine. I especially experienced deja vine when he said that his name is Jared, he’s 19, and he never learned how to read.
That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.
Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"
When you realize your one-night-stand is a repeat offender.
Dude, I hooked up with this hottie I met last night. Turns out I already had her. It was a total deja spew!
Adj.
The feeling of knowing this Hoe before
Ex.
John: hey Bill I'm having a deja hoe right now
Bill: Me too I think we've met this Hoe before
The feeling you have taken a shit like this before.
Sitting on the toilet, too many wings the night before, an eerie dread of deja poop occured.
When a conversation occurs more than once.
Bobby: "So my Aunt has a couch made out of llama."
Billy Bob: "I'm getting conversation deja vu. Didn't you already tell me this?"
The feeling that arises in one's subconscious when you just KNOW that you have seen this exact same cow somewhere before.
Deja Muh: When you know seen this exact same cow before.