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When someone hits on you who is not good looking or really old. In the case that this happens, you must yell "Nut Sack Delight" at the top of your lungs!!!
For example:
Guy is at tailor shop getting fitted for suit. An elderly woman comes out and measures him. At the end of all that... the guy is about to walk away when the woman says "Oh nice body" while staring at the guy's butt. Only problem? The woman is old enough to be the guy's grandma. = Nut Sack Delight.
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If you are bored with convential masterbation techniques then another option is to purchase a honey dew melon or any delicious seedless variety of the melon persuasion. Once accomplished bore a hole through the surface of the melon in question usin any tool available. Then put the said melon in the microwave for 1:35 on medium power, use your descretion(some like it hot). Once the temperature is just right insert your reproductive extremity in the melon. Hump as needed until desired effect. Once your hot load has been transplanted in the melon, call up some friends(preferably female) and invite them over for some fruit salad. Cut up the used cum recepticle into bite-size pieces and serve to the guests with either iceberg lettice or traditional cool-whip(as season dictates). Trust me your friends will love it! Half will probably say they've had it before. Enjoy!
I served up my world famous honey dew delight last night to President Bush. I had to make a second batch!
"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"
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Tying a vegan up and stuffing dried beans up their anus, then leaving them there and going into the next room to eat cheese fondue with the real people.
I invited Jim over for dinner the other night, but when he showed up, he said he couldn't eat my cooking because he was a vegan, so I gave him the vegan delight.
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Usually done as a dare by drunk white 20 year old horny males it is when a person goes in the water and shits in the water to attract sharks. When the sharks arrive the other males tie it down upside down and proceed to put salsa in the sharks vagina or asshole. The males then proceed to put his penis inside the ass and fuck it til the cows come home. Usually they then letthe shark nibble their penis. This ususally ends in the decapitation of the penis' head
Hey Jimmy you're wasted! Lets go get some Great White Delight
I've got all this salsa...LETS GO FUCK A SHARK!!!
Im bored....LETS GO FUCK A SHARK!!!
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The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.
My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!
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This is a slang reference to cocaine or blow.
for an example, see Goodie Mob - Track - Dirty South
"Like my favorite, I call it lemon head delight
That's when you lick off all the yellow and you sell the white"
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when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
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