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camel toe. so you can share with others whats going on down there without her knowing. cameltoe camel toe
she is going deep in the desert
hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks 🫣
“I go to high desert middle school!”
when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water
went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.
Noun - A person who, without fail, completes his daily tasks to the extreme, with no expense spared, and no detail too small. Who cannot accept good enough, and failure is never an option... ever.
Adj - To out do yourself; over-the-top; to sweat perfection.
History - a Desert Guy is one who can make a a piece of metal look like art or a pile of scrap go balls out through the desert. He is one who's vehicle never, ever breaks down, and always carries on. He has built so many redundancies into his machines that ten things can fail, and he still has a backup. He spends countless hours and untold dollars tinkering and perfecting. Taken from the world of off-road racing.
Abbrieviated - DG
"Man, That new fire extinguisher mount you made is unbelievable! Your a Desert Guy."
"Don't DG it! It doesn't have to be pretty! I need it tomorrow, not next week."
Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"
When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head
Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head
When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.
I’m surprising my best friend T with a dirty desert.