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When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.
We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.
He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
The thought that Kanye West will take over the 'popular' band, One Direction.
Hey, did you hear about West Direction?
No.
Oh, OK.
A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
When wildland firefighters are bad asses and punch the flames.
I heard we are going to be doing direct attack, can't wait!
What we call One Direction when they break up.
Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.
THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET
they went on hiatus
it was supposed to be for 18 months
where the fuck is one directon now
someone:one direction fell apart
me: H I A T U S
A band of liars, consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik (who unfortunately left the band in March of 2015) that went on hiatus in december of 2015. They said they would be back in 18 months but uhm sirssss it has been 64 months. ObViOuSlY they don’t know what 18 months means.
one direction still isn’t back together yet. *cries in liam payne but take out the liam*