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Anchor diving is the act of using an anchor to propel one towards the bottom of a body of water. More commonly used in lakes, it is performed by holding onto an anchor then jumping into the water with it. It is recommended to use a lifejacket, as it can be used to float up afterward and prevent drowning.
"Hey Lauren, let's go anchor diving!"
"Sounds great! I'll go get the towels!"
When reaching into a cup and your hand gets stuck
Don't Dova dive in that cup
Eating a girl’s ass out under water
Dude I went scuba diving last night!
When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet
Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees
Sticking your hand into an empty fast food bag to look for French fries that fell out of the container and into the bottom of the bag.
Denise: *looks over at Hannah going through empty bag* What're you doing?
Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*
Denise:...
The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.
Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."
Rhyming slang for skiving
I survived being given responsibility by ducking and diving.