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So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.
He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.
The biggest douche bag you can possibly be.
Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.
Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.
To pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.
When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.
After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.
Type of clothing that a douche would wear.
Hey check out that dude's Ed Hardy T-shirt and the pointy shoes. He's wearing the latest in douche couture!
The usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a turd sandwich.
So who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or turd sandwich?
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A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.
Marc is on a whole different level... he is king douche.
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