running fuck at a rolling doughnut

A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.

"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."

time to make the doughnuts

1.) A very happy time, characterized by extreme jubilation, often to the point of near retardation.

2.) Any time around 4-5 in the morning, as doughnuts require constant attention and hours of work to produce.

1.) BOB:"Hey Jerry, its Christmas"

JERRRY: "YAY! It's time to make the doughnuts!"

2.) "Whew, alright, a time around 4 or 5 in the morning. Time to make the doughnuts, brother."

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time to make the doughnuts

a gangsta thing to say when you get party lights on you

"Dang we gettin pulled ova--time to make the doughnuts!"

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Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut

basically go fuck yourself

"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"

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Reverse Strawberry Jelly-Filled Doughnut

The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.

Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"

You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"

Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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City Hall Glazed Doughnut Hole

Felching an elected official in chambers.

To achieve the funds from the city necessary to build the new soccer fields, the community activist will need to give the mayor an entire box of city hall glazed doughnut holes.

who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

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