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V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.
Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"
Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"
During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.
Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.
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(Verb) the action of taking a shit in a woman or mans mouth while they are laying down...then getting on top of them and begin fucking their face...resembles off shore drilling due to the fact they are drilling through mud. If one ejaculates while drilling he can yell out "I've struck it rich!" then ejaculate in the eyes of the shit mouthed person..
i was so trashed last night at the bar so i brought home this war-pig and decided to do some off shore drilling. and yea i struck it rich!
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Noun. A girl who is an extremely talented dancer and has a perfect personalty. Is on the drill team.
A Kilgore College Rangerette is made up of drill team girls. They are happy, energetic, great dancers, and shine in the spotlight. Always happy to be around their peers, and can't wait to dance and kick their legs up.
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In Detroit, the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.
Could I borrow a Benjamin to get my car out of impound? I tried a chinese fire drill last week because I forgot I wasn't in Ann Arbor.
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When you are fucking your partner who is on their period and you summon all your strength to turn your knob into a vacuum cleaner and suck up the period
Bruh I turned into a drilling vacuum cleaner last night in bed
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n. A situation where all parties are extremely drunk and getting laid is a formality. Equivelant to making an easy shot in basketball.
The second you left the party it became a lay-up drill. Hooking up is as easy as a lay-up in a basketball warmup drill.
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