dry bones

It is pretty much the skeletal remains of a turtle which debuted in super mario bros.3 which is reanimated and pretty much portrayed as a zombie. In the 90s, The apearances of Dry Bones was relatively low, and many people felt it was the end of the baddies era. However,in recent years and games, Dry Bones has been welcomed back into Mario games and not neccesarily as an enemy. He is a playable character in the newest Mario Party game (8). In fact, Dry bones is arguably the most popular character to play as in Mario Kart DS. DRY BONES IS THE SHIT!

You'll see,you fuckers.Dry Bones is going to be the new Coca-cola in town. billboards and advertisements everywhere portraying him.

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Dry Plexin'

(v) To start trouble or engage in an argument or confrontation without a reason.

That fool keeps talkin' shit! I don't know why he's dry plexin' with me; I don't even know him.

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dry balls

After furious masturbation for an extended time, the balls eventually become over worked and become dry/sterile.

Jared, after several years of excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of dry balls

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dry root

when you simulate the act of sexual intercourse with another, but while one or more of the participants has articles of clothing covering/protecting their privates, thus causing frictional stimulation.

"hey stud, how'd it go with that 17 year old polish catholic girl last night?"

"well, i got her baps out but she wouldn't take her jeans off so all i got was a three hour dry root and some heavily inflamed testicles."

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Dry Spell

Where you go for a length of time over four months without getting any.

Noobs hasn't hooked up with anyone since october, she's in a dry spell.

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Dry Horn

A. Feeling of disappointment due to something bad happening,
or B.What you get when you get turn down for sex.

A.Joe: Dude it turns out those tickets i bought for the concert are fake. We can't go.
Mark:Damn, that gives me a serious dry horn

B. Trisha:Oh i'm sorry, i just don't feel that way about you.
Mark: fuck, I got really bad dry horn.

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Dry Toast

This conversation is dry toast

Him : Whats up?
Her : Nothing much just at home relaxing watching tv
Him : Cool

Dry Toast

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