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A unit to measure currency: One Vanguard is worth $60.00
My friend asked me how much I paid for my new TV, I told him I paid 5 Call of Duty Vanguards for it.
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Similar to Tourette's Syndrome, Call of Duty Syndrome causes irritability, nervous tics, and outbursts of swear words. This usually happens when someone gets killed repeatedly in Modern Warfare 2.
Jimmy: COME ONNN! HOW DID HE SEE ME? F!*#
Dan: Dude, turn the Xbox off. Your Call of Duty Syndrome is flaring up again.
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Call of Duty Hardscopers are people that don't know how to use the sniper CORRECTLY. so they think it is right to scope in and wait the whole game until an enemy walks by. so after the hardscoper kills someone, he becomes happy and feels like a super sniper pro hero. when he gets a hitmarker with the sniper, he gets mad and insults people for no reason. sniping hardscopers are kids and squeakers of hell. when the hardscoper likes you, he will send you an invitation to hardscope together. if you do that, you will be kicked by ALL MLG clans OF CALL OF DUTY.
Call of Duty Hardscopers are a community of Kids and squeakers of hell. they do not have any skills with the sniper.
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A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.
Working from home today?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Duty
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A woman with a nice ass that you eventually have sex with after meeting eachother through the multiplayer of any Call of Duty game.
(You) "I got some major Call of Duty Booty last night dude!"
(Friend) "Nice man! You think you can give me her number?"
(You) "No..."
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When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.
Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
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Fuck sake the new call of duty is shite
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