"Easy A" Virgin

Someone in high school that tells people that they had sex with someone that they actually didn't just so that people won't make fun of them for being a virgin.

Teen A "Did you hear that Jenn had sex with some college kid last weekend?"

Teen B "No, that didn't actually happen. She's just telling people that so she isn't made fun of. She's an "Easy A" Virgin."

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take it easy

To do a tad bit less than what you want to do.

Patient / Endurance Runner: (had surgery to remove tumor in leg and has 5" incision in thigh... Ran half-marathon the day before surgery and a 50km run 3 weeks before surgery.)

Surgeon Doc: "you can start running again after 2 weeks, if you really want to, but you need to take it easy, to start off with."

Patient / Endurance Runner: (runs 2 miles with a few breaks to walk some, exactly 2 weeks after surgery.)

Physical Therapist Doc: "I think you are doing too much... You need to take it easy."

Patient / Endurance Runner: "I thought running 2 miles with breaks is taking it easy. It's a lot less than running 31 miles." ...

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Easy Mac

Evan FUCKING Daley!!!!

evan daley aka easy mac, is the sex god of the world

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easy to see

(adj.) fat or obese, making being spotted in a crowd easier

"Hey, do you want to go out sometime?"
"Maybe if you weren't so easy to see."
"You mean easy on the eyes?"
"No, I mean you're fat."

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easy balls

a guy that is easy to get in bed, and likes his balls rubbed.

Andrew has easy balls.

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Easy Mode

Is what you choose when playing a video game if you're a ickle baby, toddler or just a complete idiot.

- Eh? SERIOUSLY? EASY MODO?"
- How gross! The only ones that should be caught playing Easy Mode are grade school students, right?

- KYAHAHAHAHA!

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easy pickins

Noun. Someone who is very nice and people like to ask them for favors and get nothing much back in return.

Real talk, Sista. Don’t be easy pickins for these jive turkeys out here. Don’t cook for nobody if they ain’t buyin the food.

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