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edward scissorhanded

When your Latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman.

I started bleeding after Jose edward scissorhanded me in the back of the gardening truck.

by Eva Underwood August 7, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mr Edwards

One of the meanest teachers ever

Student 1: Man, Mr Edwards is a dick, he just gave me a detention
Student 2: IKR, he the worst!

by Zolton_The_Meme_Man October 30, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Edward Cullen

A fag who plans to find over 9000 of the fangirls who masturbate to images of his shrimpdick and cum colored face and then fucks a gay cowboy and dies of AIDS.

And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world.

Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on.

The end.

Prima: Edward Cullen is such a faggot.
Secunda: O RLY?
Prima: YA RLY.
Secunda: NO WAI!!11!
(Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to divide by zero.)

by Afroduck's Sidekick February 16, 2009

240๐Ÿ‘ 193๐Ÿ‘Ž


Edward Norton

The Actor he looks like a different man from different angles. So if you call someone Edward Norton or Ed Norton you are saying they are one who looks different from many angles.

Steve: Hey Paul!
Paul: Yea Steve!
Steve: Your Edward Norton
Paul: Really?
Steve: Yeah you like a model front on but to the side you look old....

by Fight Club BP February 25, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


edward cullen

considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.

perosn 1#: OMG. I'm like sooo in love with edward cullen

person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!

by krizzywlc December 24, 2008

65๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Edward Fourtyhands

A drinking game in which the player tapes a forty ounce to his hand and cannot remove it until he finishes it

hey look its edward fourtyhands

by drugsdelany May 27, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


edward cullen

A vampire from stephenie meyer's twilight. He is in an adopted family with his father Carlisle, his mother Esme, his sisters Rosalee and Alice, and his two brothers, Jasper and Emmett. Edward is stuck with many problems every day being in love with Bella swan for he thrirsts for her blood yet he has saved her many times. He cares for bella more than anything else in the world.

"Bella." he stroked my face anxiously. "I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here as long as you need me."
"Do you swear you won't leave me?" I whispered.
He put his hands on either side of my face close to mine. His eyes were wide and serious. "I swear".

(Passage from twilight with edward cullen and bella swan)

by Emolly November 25, 2006

1889๐Ÿ‘ 1748๐Ÿ‘Ž