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Aye nigga who will take yo phone without askin he will take long shits he rapes dogs cats baby’s he’s a zoophile but he’s nice
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Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
Elijah Simmons : smart, good looking , big dick
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A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.
Looks like you're not the only one with Elijah Wood!
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A white basketball player with mad hops for a white boy, Mr steal your girl, is really fast, is really intimidating until he smiles or laughs, has a Big penis
Elijah small has mad hops for a white boy
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He's a fucking retard and nobody likes him. He's a fucking nut job and he's crazy
Lox losers: ej, why are you retarded?
Elijah/ej(me):this can tastes like green
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