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The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.
We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!
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The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood
yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane
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A meal consisting of brown bread (from a can) topped with cream cheese along with baked beans and a hot dog.
I was hungry and broke so I scrounged up a delicious New England dinner.
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A school that nobody actually wants to go to. All of the staff are biased as hell and dont give a ahit about their students. They enjoy bringing misery upon their students. Oh and homework well thats a whole paragraph worth of writing. They love catching kids “Vaping” in the bathroom, it brings them alot of joy. Father B is probablly the only person in the entire school who this doesnt pertain to. Push through all of you who still suffer from this schools devious ways. Youll get through it. Never
The United States Government just added a new death sentence. It will now send all of its detainees to Bishop England High School.
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'Advice' given when a woman will inevitably be taking part in unwanted but mandatory/inevitable sex, usually with a partner but sometimes attributed to rape.
Apparently the phrase began in Edwardian England, when mothers would give it to their daughters on their wedding nights- this would be then first girls had heard about sex. Basically, think of the good the children could do the country (could become soldiers, doctors, etc).
No matter geographical location, 'England' should always be used- don't go about saying 'lie back and think of 'Murica' or 'lie back and think of India'. People will think you're a right ninny.
Sue: Ugh, Brian's convinced me to sleep with him tonight.
Anna: You'll be fine... Just get it over with. Lie back and think of England.
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When a guy eats a girl out with a yeast infection and while having her period
I'm sure you get the gist of this ;) New England Lobsta Chowda mmmmm