The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.
Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!
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A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.
Tripp: How was your night Andy?
Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.
Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.
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Someone that is really good with Google's Sketchup, and helps others.
SketchUp Fairy can you help with my sketchup model?
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N. A fairy that lives in your vagina, it restrict what objects enter into your vag. If it doesn't like what it sees, it works it's magic and turns the said object into stone... forever. Every female is equipped with a vag fairy, free of charge.
Ex. The man walked around clueless as to why his genitalia had been turned to stone; Holga laughed and thanked her vag fairy.
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Puffer One who seeks pleasure and adulation through seemingless unfufilled Same Sex Ass Sex.
Sheeeez Look at that little bitch John, he is looking at that dude's ass like he is a Butt Fairy
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A ganja fairy is someone thats known for holding weed. Mostly known as a woman, sometimes a man. usally this person is holding Really good weed
Yeah, see that chick there? she is the Ganja fairy.
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fairy muff = fair enough
Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.
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