Falcon Punch Abortion

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.

"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"

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Falcon bay fuckwit

A drop kick from falcon bay

Hey look it’s the falcon bay fuckwit

Falcon Pwn

My Halo 3 term. There are 4 types. Falcon Pwn (Jumping then beating someoneNo Gravity Hammer). Super Falcon Pwn (Fly up HIGH, stick the opponent, beat themNO GRAVITY HAMMER before they explode). Ultimate Falcon Pwn (ExplodeBy beatNO GRAVITY HAMMER/Beat someone in ANY flying vehicle). Fuuuckkkk youuu pwnnned (You jump on top of your partners vehicleFLYING ONLY and beat themSKULL ONLY).

Me:FAAAAALLLLCOOONNNN
Man 1: What?
Me: PWWWWWWNNNN!!!
Man 1: WTF?!?! YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Me:Super!!!!
Man 2:Ha! No one will ever find me in my sniping place!
Me:Falcon!!!!
Man 2:AHHH!!! WTF?!?! SOMEONE STUCK ME!!!
Me:PWN!!!!!!
Man 2:...

Me:Ultimate...
Man 3:YOU BETTER NOT KILL ME YOU BASTARD!!
Me:Falcon....
Man 3:...
Me:PWN!!!!
Man 3:WOW! YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOUR LUCKY THAT EXPLOSION DIDN'T KILL YOU!!

Me:Yo, I found the skull!
Partner:Iight, jump on my car, try not to fall off.
Me:...
Partner:YOU EXPLODED US BITCH!!!
Me:P...
Partner:FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Me:PWNED!!!!!You got falcon pwned!

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slong falcon

some one who likes to peck at someone elses pecker because wow they get bored after a while like what would you be doing with someone if they called it a pecker like call it a monster.

Mike: Your a slong falcon wait thats too majestic for you ya terd.

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Falcon Punch

Phrase that is exclaimed when punching a book or binder out of someones hands, or off of a desk, table etc...

Mike: Hey Jimmy
Jimmy: What?
Mike: FALCON PUNCH!!! (Knocks book from Mikes hands)

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Falcon-Dive

The female version of tea-bagging somebody where a naked woman squats over a man's face and forces her genital lips onto his face like a falcon diving for its prey.

How was your date this Lisa, dude?

Aw, man! You'll never believe this chick! She totally Falcon-Dived my ass!

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ass falcon

supreme jackass

see also; douche fag

wtf, amber?!...youre such an ass falcon!

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