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False shark

One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.

He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019


False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019


false irony

When someone tries to pretend they were being ironic, but they meant exactly what they were saying. Often a tactic of bullies and fascists who claim they were just making jokes and having fun, but the intent has nothing to do with having fun.

It's false irony when Matt Walsh's Twitter calls himself a "Theocratic fascist", and pretends he's just being ironic, but then actually promotes fascism.

by YourPreudonym August 2, 2022


False Relapse

"False relapse" is a transpiration of the cerebral nerve forgetting one thing and thus, relating to the former phrase or inculcation. False relapse is a typical error in social media, should it be considered one. People who experience false relapse tend to go into an unbreakable, slight tenacity. False relapse may coincide chronologically or irrationally, which are the two major figments of false relapse. Usually, false relapse is exhibited by postdate text (See e.g. 1).

False relapse is only an occurrence, and it poses no threat. If frequencies of false relapse do appear, however, it is known as, "acute false relapse".

False relapse, postdate: "I like to read books. Books are informative. I like to read books.
False relapse, chronological: "I don't mean to debate, but it seems people tend TO
TO care about money from pseudo-dramatic content than stopping war and keeping tranquil."
False relapse, irrational: " I am twenty "yo" years old." "Your spelling needs improvement, but evermore, your fine." "(Explicit language repeated incoherently)"

by Ninja of Logic August 23, 2014


False arrest

False arrest is a common law tort, where a plaintiff alleges they were held in custody without probable cause, or without an order issued by a court of competent jurisdiction. Although it is possible to sue law enforcement officials for false arrest, the usual defendants in such cases are private security firms.

False arrest 🤔

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019


false pausitive

Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.

My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!

by QuacksO November 18, 2017


false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012