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Like the most sweetest/ unique girl int he game. Always makes a boy smile/want more! Dancing involving hands is super cute. Does not enjoy milk but makes up for it by being the coolest bitch on the planet. She dont put up with any shit ya heard. Her eyes are like looking into the future of the future consists of flowers and rainbows. Smile is as hypnotizing as Biggie's words. Oh yeah beyond flexible compared to the average thot. Latly has a bitchin wardrobe that is always in style.
Person: Hey girl
Me: step off playboy! Get your own shane (female)
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A female president would be great, then feminists might stop whining about how unfair life and money is to them and realize that life isn't really fair to anybody who is human instead of keeping a narrow mindset where any group that is not your group treats people wrong and inhuman. Suicide rates for males are likely to stay higher indefinitely no matter who holds office, so despite their whining, you have to wonder who really holds most of the power (if males ever really did beyond on the surface).
A female president would make feminist excuses of not having one disappear, since they're always looking to argue with everybody who isn't female.
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Every woman's sworn confidants whose purpose is to train , protect, and help her handle the men in her life. These women can include her mother, her sisters, her dreaded girlfriends, other experienced women, and of course her gay male friends. They make sure she has her relationship shit together and that she is happy on HER terms. They are train each other in the art of deception, mind games, trickery and the manipulation of unsuspecting men. They have a strict code of silence and have "deep" conversations with her and instruct her what to do with her man situation or man trouble, how to screw him, use him, cheat him and when he aint got nothing left...how to dump him. They are skilled at rumor and damage control so she will come out of it smelling like a rose or the heartbroken "victim". They help her find a new man to fuck ...her gay friends are really good at this and seem to enjoy the quest. This group covers for her "little secret" while she's getting some dick on the side. They horde an arsenal of negative shit about each other's man -then spoon feed her every drop of it when she's angry at him. After a new date, she calls this group of confidants and tells them everything. They ask about his money situation to determine if he is Fuck worthy, useable, and easily manipulated. With their assistance she plans every tiny detail -she will have plan W, X, Y, and Z ready the new man, while he is still working on plan A or B.
If Jenny informs her Female Mafia about John's recent bankruptcy, they will put a verbal hit out on him, brand him a LOSER, and sabatoge their marraige.
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The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.
Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.
Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?
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When a girl sees a really hot guy or gets a sexual thought they get a tingling, almost numb feeling in there thighs and kind of in there pussy.
Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.
Guy: I was watching porn last night and it turned me on just like that. I wanna fuck you like that someday
Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner
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Inserting metal or plastic things into a woman’s urethra.
I love watching female sounding porn
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The fat chick that skinny girls bring with them to parties for two purposes:
1. To make the skinny girls look more attractive
2. To protect said skinny girls from being taken advantage of.
I would've hooked up with that girl if her female muscle wasn't there.
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