In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.

Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

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Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.

Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!

Fence Nibbler

When a wasp has the audacity to take it upon its self to remove the paint from your fence

“Can you hear the fence nibblers?”

What Need For a Fence That Is On The Verge Of Decay

Literal Meaning:

There is no point in keeping up a fence if it is worn down- unable to do its job

Figurative Meaning:

At times there is no need for unnecessary doubt when it is incapable of preventing the inevitable

- Dmitri Milan Mikhailov

Individual A: "I find myself completely distraught, whatever am I supposed to do dear compadre?"
Individual B: "Fret not my dear, for what Need for a Fence that is on the verge of decay?"

fence and roll

A fake Farrow and Ball paint

Nice paint job, is it fence and roll?

fence and roll

Fake farrow and ball paint

Nice paint job, is that fence and roll?

Fencing

A way for two males to find out who's penis is larger by placing their erect penises side by side and then moving forward until one touches the other person making the male who's penis touched the other male the Victor

Me and my buddy diezel couldn't agree who's dick was bigger so we decided fencing would decide who was bigger and I won