Random
Source Code
Random
When your man wants to fight with you back and make you really mad.
Fuck you ass hole
Lover says look bitch your going with me to the trap house so I can clean my balls and fuck or I'm gonna find me another bitch
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
well im really impressed
heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sorry, we couldn’t find: a scenario of you getting a girlfriend
A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.
(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
To find something that will belong to you
Find your missing puzzle piece
When an image/video/meme is so relatable that you just can't help but see yourself in it. The joke is that even though you aren't in it, you could be given how much you relate.
*picture of someone being very uncool*
Comments: damn where'd you find that picture of me
To find = to locate. A freak is a girl who acts and seems normal to those who know her or those she interacts with, but "behind closed doors" or with people that she does not know or are not related in any way shape or form to any part of her current everyday life and pose no threat of being able to expose her for who she really is to those that know her or that she faces daily or regularly, therefore allowing her to perform and allow others to perform any and all sexual acts without question, no matter how wrong or degrading, infact with extreme enthusiasm. The kinkier the better. These acts are called freaking and the person performing them or allowing them to take place using her body is called The Freak. For example;
See that pretty girl over there getting in the car with her family, if you're trying to find a freak , even though she goes to church every Sunday, takes care of her three children, when her kids are at school and her husband's at work, she is a straight freak!